What happened was way beyond our control and our understanding. We just could not figure it out. And we have heard on the grapevine that the problem was not restricted to our Illumination pub, others have had similar problems. My guess is that somebody in the Medium engine room sat back on a console to drink his or her morning coffee and their left arse cheek accidentally flipped a switch which opened a stage trap door through which the whole chorus line and a few stars fell headlong into the abyss screaming "B@st@rd", or something like that.
