I don’t know about anyone else but when I read that it sounds in my head like a rap. It could just be me, but I’m hearing fresh Prince of bel air. Maybe I’m sleep deprived, it’s late here and all I’ve eaten today is kids food: pancakes with fake maple syrup and leftover pizza.

Michael you need to add one of these- listen to the author reading it things. Maybe then you would earn more than a dime too? If you could rap it, it might just go viral.

Also…just for the record I clapped 9 times.

EDIT: after reading this again: I did notice it’s meant to be a rap, because it actually has the word rap in! Even if I missed that, I think the fact that it was obvious it’s a rap means you definitely have some talent here Michael.