My Articles Where I Try To Be Funny

Doran Lamb

2 min readMay 30, 2021

Am I The Only One Who Thinks Pregnancy Barbie Needs A Vagina?

Let’s start the petition for a real-life labor version of Barbie…Mattel are you listening?

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An Open Letter to My Manager Who Doesn’t Sign Off His Emails With Any Thanks Whatsoever

Not even a regards.

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Try Again Gen Z, A Skull Does Not Communicate Sarcasm Like The Laugh Cry Emoji

Back to the drawing board, children of the noughties.

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Suspicious Your Cat Is a Serial Killer?

Over 50% of cats have either fantasized about being a serial killer or are actually serial killers.

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The 10 Stages of Acceptance Upon Discovering Your Child Is a Psychopath

Naming him Patrick Bateman was once funny. Not so funny now.

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I’m Dead Inside and That’s Ok: I’m a New Writer on Medium

The Sheer Exhaustion of being a New Writer on Medium

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You Can’t Polish A Turd But You Can Photograph It And Add Slime.

The 7 Steps of Shitography- I Shit You Not.

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The Secret Diary Of Mr Poopy Pants: A Reluctant and Misunderstood Feline, Aged 6 Months And 3/4.

I'M NOT A CAT

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I Am Going To Make Money On Medium And 12 Other Hilarious Jokes New Writers Can Tell Themselves

#3 You will feel immense pride for every article you publish

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Doctors Petition to Ban the Internet, but Does Dr. Google Really Kill or Are Docs Just Sore Losers?

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Satire Written by Writers About Writing That Will Hit the Spot

If these 5 books don’t resonate then maybe you’re not writing enough?

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My Results from 2 Weeks in Quarantine Might Surprise You

I’ve managed to write 229 drafts and lose 5 kilos without even trying, but the curators aren’t feeling it

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My Articles Where I Try To Be Funny

Am I The Only One Who Thinks Pregnancy Barbie Needs A Vagina?

Let’s start the petition for a real-life labor version of Barbie…Mattel are you listening?

An Open Letter to My Manager Who Doesn’t Sign Off His Emails With Any Thanks Whatsoever

Not even a regards.

Try Again Gen Z, A Skull Does Not Communicate Sarcasm Like The Laugh Cry Emoji

Back to the drawing board, children of the noughties.

Suspicious Your Cat Is a Serial Killer?

Over 50% of cats have either fantasized about being a serial killer or are actually serial killers.

The 10 Stages of Acceptance Upon Discovering Your Child Is a Psychopath

Naming him Patrick Bateman was once funny. Not so funny now.

I’m Dead Inside and That’s Ok: I’m a New Writer on Medium

The Sheer Exhaustion of being a New Writer on Medium

You Can’t Polish A Turd But You Can Photograph It And Add Slime.

The 7 Steps of Shitography- I Shit You Not.

The Secret Diary Of Mr Poopy Pants: A Reluctant and Misunderstood Feline, Aged 6 Months And 3/4.

I'M NOT A CAT

I Am Going To Make Money On Medium And 12 Other Hilarious Jokes New Writers Can Tell Themselves

#3 You will feel immense pride for every article you publish

Doctors Petition to Ban the Internet, but Does Dr. Google Really Kill or Are Docs Just Sore Losers?

Satire Written by Writers About Writing That Will Hit the Spot

If these 5 books don’t resonate then maybe you’re not writing enough?

My Results from 2 Weeks in Quarantine Might Surprise You

I’ve managed to write 229 drafts and lose 5 kilos without even trying, but the curators aren’t feeling it

Written by Doran Lamb

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